LBN – Special Report – Thursday April 13, 2015

Assad: Sarin Gas Attack Was a ‘Play’

Syrian President Bashar al-Assad on Thursday denied that his government has ever launched chemical-weapon attacks, and said last week’s attack on civilians—which was deemed to be carried out using deadly sarin gas—was a “play.” More than 80 people died in the attack, including young children. “We gave up our [chemical-weapons] arsenal a few years ago. Even if we have them, we wouldn’t use them, and we have never used our chemical arsenal in our history,” Assad told AFP in an interview. “Our impression that the West—mainly the United States—is hand in glove with the terrorists. They fabricated the whole story.” He added that the images and videos released on social media following the attack amounted to a “play” and “propaganda.”
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Roughed Up United Passenger Takes First Legal Action

Lawyers for David Dao, the United Airlines passenger who was forcibly removed from his seat and dragged down the aisle Sunday night, took their first legal action Wednesday. Dao’s attorneys asked Illinois state court to order that all relevant surveillance footage, cockpit voice recordings, and other materials be preserved in order to avoid “serious prejudice” against Dao. The incident took place on a United Airlines flight that originated in Chicago and was bound for Louisville. Legal experts have posited that it is likely United Airlines will settle with the passenger due to the public-relations nightmare that has ensued.

LBN-INVESTIGATES: SEX

·  The word “clitoris” is Greek for “divine and goddess like.”

·  Married people are more likely to masturbate than people living alone.

·  The fear of having, seeing, or thinking about an erection is called ithyphallophobia.

·  Upper Paleolithic art dating back 30,000 years depicts people using dildos to pleasure themselves and others. That means mankind invented sex toys long before the wheel.

·  The average man has 11 erections per day and 9 erections a night.

·  Women who went to college are more likely to enjoy receiving and giving oral sex.

· Scientists theorize that pubic hair traps secretions that hold pheromones

·  Scientists are unsure why humans have pubic hair, but they theorize that the hair traps secretions that hold pheromones, or sexual scents.

·  A teaspoon of semen contains 5 calories. A sperm takes one hour to swim seven inches.

·  Avocados are known as the “fruit of the testicle tree” and are believed to have aphrodisiac qualities.

·  Formicophilia is the sexual interest of small insects or worms crawling over one’s body.

·  Having sex at least once per week can lower a man’s risk of heart disease by 30%, stroke by 50%, and diabetes by 40%. It has also been shown that men with an active sex life are more likely to live past 80 years.

·  Throughout the United States, approximately 4% of the population self-identifies as gay, lesbian, or bisexual.

·  Approximately 70% of people in the U.S. admit to fantasizing about group sex at some point in their life, and more than 50% of those people actually follow through.

·  Approximately 1% of people worldwide identify as asexual (having no strong sexual attraction to either sex)

Japan’s Abe: North Korea Could Hit Us With Sarin-Topped Missiles

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe said Thursday he believes North Korea now has the capability—or will soon—to fire missiles loaded with the lethal nerve agent sarin. Abe was speaking at a parliamentary panel on national security when he voiced the concern. His comments came as satellite images are reported to indicate the Hermit Kingdom’s testing grounds appear to be “primed and ready” for a sixth nuclear test. According to monitoring service 38 North, “the activity during the past six weeks is suggestive of the final preparations.” Analyst Joseph Bermudez, who, with colleagues, has accurately predicted other tests, said indicators that precede the tests include new equipment, excavation, and water pumps, and an uptick in activity. “We watch what changes from image to image,” he said. A new test could coincide with North Korea’s celebration of the birthday of its founder, Kim Il Sung, on Saturday.

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German Prosecutor: Man Arrested After Bus Attack Is ISIS

German prosecutors said Thursday that a 26-year-old Iraqi man detained after an attack on a bus carrying a soccer team is a member of the Islamic State terror group. The Federal Prosecutor’s Office was careful to point out that so far no evidence leads it to believe that Abdul Beset A. took part in planting the bombs, which detonated Tuesday in three explosions as the Borussia Dortmund bus traveled to a Champions League match. Prosecutors said Thursday that the suspect, while in Iraq, led a commando unit responsible for smuggling, kidnapping, killings, and extortion, according to a statement. He’ll soon appear before a judge who will ultimately rule on an arrest warrant to decide whether he can be held for longer than 24 hours. Tuesday’s attack injured Spanish defender Marc Bartra. Three letters were found near the scene of the explosions, which reportedly led authorities to believe there was an Islamist motive for the explosions.

Mayor Eric Garcetti Recognizes Men’s Clothing Store, Jimmy Au’s with Proclamation Letter

The Mayor of Los Angeles, Eric Garcetti, has bestowed a congratulatory proclamation letter for Jimmy Au’s for Men 5’8 and Under clothing store for their opening in Sherman Oaks, California.

The Mayor of Los Angeles, Eric Garcetti, has bestowed a congratulatory proclamation letter for Jimmy Au’s for Men 5’8 and Under clothing store for their opening in Sherman Oaks, California. “The opening of our Sherman Oaks location has been well received from loyal customers, and this proclamation from the Mayor has been a tremendous support,” says Alan Au. Jimmy Au’s http://www.jimmyaus.com/, is the nation’s leader and pioneer in the design and development of short men’s clothing. Here shorter men come first, with the collection starting with a 5’5” man in mind. Jimmy Au is the most qualified man to design clothing for short men. Given the daily work environment he’s in, he will have fit more short men in a year than most custom tailors might in a lifetime. Given his passion for making shorter men look great, no one is going to try harder to make you look and feel great in your clothes. The new store in Sherman Oaks, California provides more selection, more space and more parking. Clients and customers have stayed loyal to Jimmy Au’s and continue to come in from all over Southern California. “We are excited and plan to have it framed for all to see,” says Jimmy Au.

LBN-BOOK NEWS:   ***Caitlyn Jenner’s forthcoming memoir, The Secrets of My Life, is billed as a book in which she “reflects on her past as she looks to her future.” While she touches on a number of topics, such as her Olympic triumph and three failed marriages, the revelation that Robert Kardashian allegedly told her that he believed O.J. Simpson was guilty of killing Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman is making waves.
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LBN-BUSINESS INSIDER:   ***California regulators want to slap a $1.13 million fine on Uber for failing to investigate and/or suspend drunk drivers, according to an order filed by the state Public Utilities Commission, which regulates ride-hailing companies. In 64 instances, drivers gave rides within an hour after a passenger reported that they were intoxicated, the order said.

Jazz Vocalist Sarah Partridge will Debut Album at the Legendary Bitter End in New York

Jazz Vocalist Sarah Partridge will debut songs from her new album, “Bright Lights & Promises: Redefining Janis Ian”, for her official CD Release on May 11th at 7:45 pm at the legendary Bitter End in New York.
Jazz Vocalist Sarah Partridge will perform songs from her new album, “Bright Lights & Promises: Redefining Janis Ian”, for her official CD Release on May 11th at 7:45 pm at the legendary Bitter End in New York. Partridge’s album, will be released by Origin Records on April 21st and is a re-imagination of 11 of Ian’s songs. In addition, the duo wrote two originals for the recording and Ian duets with Partridge on one. Janis Ian https://www.janisian.com/, who has received a total of 10 Grammy nominations in 8 different categories began her musical career at the age of 12 and has continued to have an illustrious career for the past 5 decades.Ian believes, “we don’t sell music, we sell dreams.” “I chose the Bitter End for the CD Release because it is one of the New York clubs where Janis began her career at the age of 14. This venue has such history, and Fred Weintraub, gave so many talented musicians a chance to perform on his stage. It’s poignant that Weintraub died in March and that the club continues to thrive. This should be a great night of music and hopefully a fitting tribute to Janis who will welcome the audience in a video before the show,” says Partridge.

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LBN-OVERHEARD:   ***Brad Pitt — the biggest catch in Hollywood these days — is fending off advances from multiple wannabe replacements for Angelina Jolie, sources say. Pitt was reported to be flirting with Sienna Miller at a recent dinner for “The Lost City of Z,” which he executive produced and she stars in. But sources say Pitt is enjoying his unattached status and has no intention of getting tied down in a committed relationship.   ***Rebecca Hall and Morgan Spector are reuniting onstage after starring together in Broadway’s “Machinal” in 2014. Hall’s real-life husband Spector will play her onstage hubby in the Atlantic Theater Company’s play, “Animal.” The show begins previews May 24 and opens on June 6

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